{"product_id":"the-accurate-description-mug","title":"The \"Accurate Description\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTruth hurts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but accuracy matters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e When people get offended by your feedback,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e remind them that you aren't throwing insults—you're simply providing an unvarnished,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e fact-based inventory of their actual personality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a chaotic illustration of two stick men screaming at each other and the ultimate semantic defense—\"I'm not insulting you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I'm describing you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is for anyone who values technical precision over hurt feelings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk during performance reviews, or sip from it while a coworker realizes that your \"harsh\" comment was just a spot-on summary of their behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain you through their defensive rant about why your assessment was \"uncalled for.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Built solid and durable—unlike their paper-thin defense arguments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because stating objective facts is exhausting enough; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The screaming stick figure graphic and cold reality check won't wear off, even if their pride takes a permanent hit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold while calmly watching them attempt to process the truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eState the facts. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50865102618672,"sku":"375098d9-291f-4c2e-a2f2-4613b77953cc","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50865102651440,"sku":"10d8d89f-fa3c-43c8-9059-1f7ab981045f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50865102684208,"sku":"9ce2dfd5-795f-4107-a9a3-c2e783b4902b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50865102716976,"sku":"c53545c4-b7fd-4227-af44-e136ac03b0be","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50865102749744,"sku":"bfa38126-ebd9-4222-92b4-6287600fd85b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50865102782512,"sku":"4d70042e-b69b-487b-a524-ccdd58b0f953","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/18c88eb0-1f59-4362-b364-c46fdd0ce21a.png?v=1793217374","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-accurate-description-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}