{"product_id":"the-biting-list-mug","title":"The \"Biting List\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMedical literature describes rabies as a viral infection causing uncontrollable aggression,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e foam at the mouth,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and indiscriminate biting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But in a high-stress corporate environment,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e nothing is truly indiscriminate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If a neurological crisis ever stripped away your remaining social filters and executive control,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e your instincts wouldn't just lash out randomly—they would naturally target the colleague who deletes spreadsheet formulas,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ignores clear email instructions,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or books a Friday 4:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e30 PM \"quick sync.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with an organized,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e priority-based warning—\"If I ever get rabies...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you're high on my biting list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug clarifies that your future medical emergencies already have a pre-planned itinerary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during high-friction alignment meetings or budget reviews, and sip dark roast from it while maintaining a silent, steady inventory of exactly where everyone ranks on your prioritized list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep your impulses safely in check and fully contained for now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly safer to interact with than your top-tier targets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because observing quarantine protocols or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and prioritized list warning won't wash off, no matter how chaotic the workplace becomes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold firmly while establishing a safe, socially distant perimeter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePrioritize accordingly. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50917158092848,"sku":"17967a23-676f-4fe9-bac6-de575f467a8d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50917158125616,"sku":"19af3bc0-423f-4647-b44d-3c01441ddae4","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50917158158384,"sku":"1461338f-fdb7-454a-9b92-8a97f9e46561","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50917158191152,"sku":"f70371ea-8f30-47b2-820a-204a69905086","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50917158223920,"sku":"d34aee3e-16f0-460d-8f87-6e4c7de41a89","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50917158256688,"sku":"259dcfbc-58de-4d9d-9aea-3751c22486c1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/f1824814-2dc0-41f8-be81-a1ca2d5628cf.png?v=1793307935","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-biting-list-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}