{"product_id":"the-cactus-expert-mug","title":"The \"Cactus Expert\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don't need a degree in botany to identify someone who is thoroughly unpleasant to be around.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a sharp little potted succulent and the ultimate botanical observation—\"I'm no cactus expert,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but I know a prick when I see one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is made for anyone with a finely tuned radar for toxic energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk aimed directly at your micromanaging boss, or sip from it during family gatherings whenever \u003ci\u003ethat\u003c\/i\u003e specific relative decides to open their mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to get you through an interaction with someone who bristles at the slightest inconvenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and completely spike-free—unlike the person you're glaring at over the rim.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because dealing with prickly personalities takes enough energy; handwashing dishes is strictly out of the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The sharp cactus graphic and blunt truth won't wear off, no matter how abrasive the room gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to help you maintain a very strict, zero-contact personal boundary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMind the spikes. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50862709964848,"sku":"33db83b0-f6be-46b2-9378-c59f2be49704","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50862709997616,"sku":"53145368-6b8c-4f1a-a687-60e9656367d9","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50862710030384,"sku":"19189791-5108-42b4-a9ae-7ddc7b41b78b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50862710063152,"sku":"cb0c0a9c-ba99-439d-9111-b7586bef751f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50862710095920,"sku":"604a0de0-4ea2-409f-a35b-8e4681963700","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50862710128688,"sku":"9e18e309-73b8-4369-9e7b-7418b1ad2929","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/6b675e98-a1d8-47cf-9a4f-4e6d95546c40.png?v=1792970488","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-cactus-expert-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}