{"product_id":"the-call-you-back-mug","title":"The \"Call You Back\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn a world full of \"quick syncs,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" unprompted audio calls,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and urgent voicemail notifications,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e your phone is constantly demanding an immediate response you have zero interest in providing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We all know that \"I'm in a meeting right now\" or \"let me circle back later\" are just polite corporate euphemisms for \"your request is at the absolute bottom of my priority stack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate status update—\"I'll call you back...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e as soon as I give a f*ck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug removes the guesswork from why your line is constantly going straight to voicemail.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk right next to your ringing mobile phone or open video chat app, and sip hot dark roast from it while calmly watching the incoming caller screen timeout into blessed, total silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your complete lack of urgency while watching unprompted calls ring out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and built far sturdier than your desire to answer a \"quick question.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because picking up the phone or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and zero-priority promise won't fade, no matter how many missed call badges accumulate on your screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold comfortably while hitting \"Decline.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLeave it on read. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50907027963952,"sku":"a42c0c3c-0868-41ce-ab63-c25209165a4d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50907027996720,"sku":"f917eab6-72aa-4364-bd0b-c50221b2528b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50907028029488,"sku":"9b39b200-9a80-465f-b46a-9c8df6fb8c06","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50907028062256,"sku":"ef2f0bb0-7eb7-4044-927f-f06272c89342","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50907028095024,"sku":"6480c297-acba-450a-8470-e768bd9994c5","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50907028127792,"sku":"a85211f9-668a-41d7-9081-cf8e4f143d18","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/8beeeebc-3eca-4506-8f96-52b0bdd3966d.png?v=1793230357","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-call-you-back-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}