{"product_id":"the-classy-tasting-mug","title":"The \"Classy Tasting\" Mug","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSociety loves judging your evening coping mechanisms.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pour a single glass of wine after a brutal day,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and people start making passive-aggressive comments about moderation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But rebrand that exact same volume under the sophisticated banner of sommelier-level culture,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and suddenly you’re an unbothered connoisseur of fine living.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of six wine glasses lined up in neat formation paired with the ultimate high-society defense—\"I'm not having a glass of wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I'm having 6.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It's called a 'tasting',\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and it's classy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug elevates basic survival drinking to an untouchable art form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk to remind judgment-prone coworkers that you don't overindulge—you simply curate artisanal experiences—or sip black coffee (or off-clock Pinot Noir) from it while maintaining complete moral superiority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough liquid refinement to qualify as a full flight of coping mechanisms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly classier than drinking straight out of the box in your pantry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because doing manual kitchen cleanup after an educational tasting flight is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The lineup of wine glasses and rock-solid defense won't wash off, no matter how many flights you pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold with your pinky out for maximum elegance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eStay classy. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50866368315440,"sku":"0f3dbcf9-0c5c-4ea8-a9cc-d3a255243dbc","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50866368348208,"sku":"05dff3bd-51bf-453a-bdf1-794e4a2cb005","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50866368380976,"sku":"8e36f06a-5821-4997-a624-3a7fa396d721","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50866368413744,"sku":"2b0c6e1a-732f-4114-a845-cc8afe2bedac","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50866368446512,"sku":"7f60ba03-ca66-446e-979b-d0fbd7424d0f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50866368479280,"sku":"8f6f9827-2c9d-4a1d-9942-64058669f6ed","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/1aa3cdcf-a48e-4730-a095-faab49731fea.png?v=1792976244","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-classy-tasting-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}