{"product_id":"the-comfort-zone-mug","title":"The \"Comfort Zone\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf someone finds you \"too opinionated,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" \"too blunt,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" or just \"too much,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" that sounds like a personal flaw on their end,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e not yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring our signature glaring side-eye and a firm refusal to compromise—\"I won't shrink myself to fit in your comfort zone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is a daily reminder that fragile egos are not your responsibility to manage.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring it to meetings where your presence makes weak people nervous, or sip from it at home while taking up all the space you damn well please.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to fuel your unbothered, unapologetic, full-volume existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid and unyielding—much like your refusal to apologize for being yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Unlike fragile ego boundaries, this mug won't shrink or crack under heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye and statement won't fade away, no matter how uncomfortable it makes the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized, because making yourself smaller is completely off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTake up space. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50861570621488,"sku":"e2ec51c1-5839-4527-a9ae-e0cdf45854fc","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50861570654256,"sku":"5c866e38-39d7-42f2-9c74-872c8ce6a495","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50861570687024,"sku":"348f6634-ce8e-4150-b386-0b587976340e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50861570719792,"sku":"f910aced-861f-4248-951f-0710030c11e5","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50861570752560,"sku":"ce036915-7f66-4367-93f2-0f2d48b83ad9","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50861570785328,"sku":"45b53ddf-1304-4493-be66-0e1f864c0393","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/b3dddb4a-48bd-41cb-9118-b73bb4ebc8f7.png?v=1793214148","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-comfort-zone-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}