{"product_id":"the-condescending-mug","title":"The \"Condescending\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNothing beats explaining a basic word to someone who thought they were about to outsmart you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a gloriously snide face and a helpful dictionary definition—\"Don't be condescending.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (That's when you talk down to people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e)\"—this mug is the ultimate weapon for preemptively mansplaining condescension to the resident know-it-all.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHold it up when someone asks \"does that make sense?\", bring it to performance reviews, or sip from it while breaking down simple concepts into bite-sized pieces for people who clearly need the assistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain you while you slowly spell out five-letter words for fully grown adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Tough enough to withstand being set down firmly after explaining how a door handle works.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because over-explaining simple things is exhausting; handwashing (that's cleaning dishes with soap and water) is out of the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The smug expression and patronizing lesson won't fade away, no matter how hard they try to ignore it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. (That's roughly 3.8 by 3.1 inches, in case you needed the math done for you.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eExplain it slowly. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50862918205488,"sku":"7f50483a-0204-40b6-8c67-7f843c3036cb","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50862918238256,"sku":"291fa68c-062b-4b09-9bae-79b9c1abe399","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50862918271024,"sku":"669422ec-437b-4ae5-828a-bef9d1179711","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50862918303792,"sku":"80514489-66e7-4b85-b903-c588a43329ec","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50862918336560,"sku":"e1d18fff-fe46-43dc-b20e-0f9c5d4fbdf1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50862918369328,"sku":"fec5fe3d-99de-4ea3-94ea-cf5b072cf9e2","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/897cd8ad-8119-4bdf-b34b-db0643ac2688.png?v=1792969814","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-condescending-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}