{"product_id":"the-consequences-mug","title":"The \"Consequences\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate life is full of people who ignore clear warnings,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e skip basic instructions,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e procrastinate until the final hour,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and then act completely bewildered when everything inevitably implodes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e When a skipped step crashes a live server,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a rushed launch turns into a multi-department tire fire,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or a neglected project finally catches up to the person responsible,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e they look around frantically for a scapegoat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate schadenfreude greeting—\"Well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e well,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e well...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If it isn’t the consequences of your own actions...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is your front-row ticket to watching self-inflicted karma unfold in real time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during emergency post-mortems, urgent troubleshooting syncs, or impromptu damage-control calls, and sip dark roast from it while holding silent, unblinking eye contact with the exact person who caused the problem they're now panicking about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your quiet satisfaction through an entire hour of unearned panic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly sturdier than the flimsy excuses currently being offered to upper management.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because helping clean up self-inflicted messes or spending time handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and timeless lesson in basic cause-and-effect won't fade, no matter how many times history repeats itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while sitting back and watching karma do its job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eEnjoy the show. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50907021344816,"sku":"3a714db5-0184-4e1e-a17e-15ac1b0c099a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50907021377584,"sku":"9728b5cb-3657-4246-a1e2-3acaa20e4541","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50907021410352,"sku":"4c0ab8b3-d88d-4ca3-aad9-7ad4522c10e1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50907021443120,"sku":"0825afd1-c482-4ff0-a890-1d8f6d9b2b91","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50907021475888,"sku":"3d93402b-330e-44f0-b85c-aec213eae77b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50907021508656,"sku":"4e8fdfcc-d679-4310-97ff-16f446f1bb0b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/00fafe84-b122-4329-9b41-df543c09fa7e.png?v=1793229348","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-consequences-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}