{"product_id":"the-day-you-deserve-mug","title":"The \"Day You Deserve\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate communication demands a polite sign-off at the end of every interaction,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e no matter how agonizing the meeting or how incompetent the recipient.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But wishing someone a \"great day\" when they've spent the morning creating unnecessary fires feels like a compromise of your personal integrity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Enter the ultimate merit-based farewell:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Have the day you deserve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" It sounds like warm encouragement to high-performing peers,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but functions as a promise of swift,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unyielding karma to anyone running on pure incompetence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with this perfectly ambiguous sign-off,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e this mug lets the universe handle the accounting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk as a silent blessing for your top collaborators or a cold warning to troublesome colleagues, and sip hot dark roast from it while watching the day deliver customized consequences in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your composure while karma carries out its daily assignments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and as perfectly balanced as the karmic scales of justice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because intervening in someone’s self-inflicted fate—or spending energy handwashing dishes—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and karmic wish won't fade, no matter how many people earn a rough afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while wishing everyone exactly what they've earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLet karma work. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50916098998320,"sku":"f421459b-3fca-4284-a946-59e5e0d7b2de","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50916099031088,"sku":"fabf3efb-bbd8-438f-b4b9-beacf9ca88a4","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50916099063856,"sku":"4174231f-94df-40b2-a9bf-74eea6ac27ba","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50916099096624,"sku":"14185812-197e-45c6-b0ed-396d08a4b737","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50916099129392,"sku":"7512e5a3-bdfe-428a-84d4-2b360736afd6","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50916099162160,"sku":"4eb7615c-f501-4883-83a9-d0699f893178","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/ce039975-6bca-459f-a389-c7ac353d1993.png?v=1793300419","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-day-you-deserve-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}