{"product_id":"the-demon-snuggle-mug","title":"The \"Demon Snuggle\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSelf-help books love telling you to \"defeat your inner demons\" or \"slay your dark thoughts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" But constantly fighting your unhinged coping mechanisms and chaotic impulses is exhausting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e At a certain point,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e those dark thoughts have been with you through so many workplace crises that they’re basically domestic pets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of a demon paired with the ultimate cozy confession—\"Sometimes I wrestle with my demons and sometimes we just snuggle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug celebrates making peace with the chaos in your head.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk as a subtle warning that your inner turmoil has officially formed an alliance, or sip hot dark roast from it while comfortably coexisting with your worst habits during another endless status call.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to fuel both you and the dark entities cohabitating in your brain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and built to withstand the hellfire of your daily mental workload.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because fighting manual kitchen chores on top of managing your internal turmoil is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The demon graphic and cozy dark disclosure won't burn away, no matter how intense things get.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to clutch while making peace with your dark side.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGet cozy. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50866374541360,"sku":"c7fd3283-c54f-47a4-b515-6f2d1b9ac4a1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50866374574128,"sku":"a0c6e629-7e7a-4855-bd37-3d26e8816f89","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50866374606896,"sku":"2de04c23-dad5-4dab-9c93-eb099b77b1bf","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50866374639664,"sku":"30bf2ba0-c6a5-4521-85f5-0cfb68cefcd4","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50866374672432,"sku":"a161b097-331c-49e8-adfb-d12d0eae129d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50866374705200,"sku":"3c70bd18-4719-4669-a3b8-6682965da81f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/ac08e224-f1eb-40c4-aafa-b1124f02bc8c.png?v=1792974607","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-demon-snuggle-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}