{"product_id":"the-dicktim-mug","title":"The \"Dicktim\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate workplaces are flooded with people who aggressively start conflicts,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e send hostility-laced emails,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or sabotage projects—and the exact second anyone holds them accountable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e they pivot to performative tears and file an HR complaint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e There is a precise,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e undeniable diagnostic term for someone who instigates the fire and then pretends to be the burned party.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate workplace dictionary definition—\"Dicktim - When you act like a dick,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e then act like a victim about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug officially catalogs the most exhausting persona in corporate history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during post-incident alignment calls, mediation sessions, or whenever someone attempts to weaponize crocodile tears to cover up their own toxic behavior, and sip hot dark roast while letting the definition speak for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep your composure through a full hour of performative innocence and deflection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and structurally far sounder than the fragile narrative of someone playing the victim.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because indulging manipulative drama or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and razor-sharp definition won't wash off, no matter how many sob stories reach management.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while maintaining an unbothered stance against hypocritical behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDefine the behavior. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50917205606448,"sku":"2a17b8f9-7523-4ce5-a8d0-96b9dda76abf","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50917205639216,"sku":"81f2ad2c-6a8c-4edb-9b38-b074f78ff44b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50917205671984,"sku":"b766c009-fcf5-4299-b236-ee34addf81ed","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50917205704752,"sku":"e209cea9-44e6-4543-a9f1-1cc8b844122c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50917205737520,"sku":"3a813348-d3ab-4b98-b308-8dacfa3cb49f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50917205770288,"sku":"7c0006d7-32eb-488a-9969-bfbe20dae19f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/721ec38e-964a-4f88-ace7-43ccae4e61fd.png?v=1793309977","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-dicktim-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}