{"product_id":"the-dirty-hippie-mug","title":"The \"Dirty Hippie\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLong hair,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sandals,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and preaching peace and love—Jesus was technically the original hippie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But even holy figures have hygiene standards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an iconic illustration of Jesus with arms outstretched to deliver some divine personal intervention—\"Take a bath,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you dirty Hippie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is for anyone who believes cleanliness is next to godliness (or at least next to basic workplace etiquette).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk as a quiet, holy intervention for the coworker who refuses to use deodorant, or sip from it while making direct eye contact with anyone who tries to sell you essential oils as a legitimate shower replacement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to power you through standing downwind of someone's patchouli oil.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Clean, pristine, and properly sanitized—unlike the person you're staring at.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because basic personal hygiene should be low-effort; handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The divine illustration and harsh reality check won't wash off, even if they refuse to use soap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold in front of your nose to filter out suspicious odors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLather up. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50865562648624,"sku":"0ac344af-abf4-472d-81eb-264291242604","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50865562681392,"sku":"28d5cc7b-f34f-4246-b2ff-300162b69278","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50865562714160,"sku":"6da227a5-b8f4-489c-ac3f-fada4fa234b9","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50865562746928,"sku":"fe09d010-eb96-4146-adb1-023185600350","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50865562779696,"sku":"a25d2ed9-94c4-4c4a-8ca3-29757b148666","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50865562812464,"sku":"5fbc9b76-b916-45f0-b4c2-8334f469c24f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/32c48a4c-d952-4146-93d9-b88fec83bcbc.png?v=1792973592","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-dirty-hippie-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}