{"product_id":"the-disappointments-mug","title":"The \"Disappointments\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEven the ultimate figure of forgiveness has hit His absolute limit with humanity's collective performance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an iconic illustration of Jesus with His arms wide open to deliver a sweeping,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e divine judgment—\"Disappointments.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e All of you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is for anyone who looks around the room and comes to the exact same conclusion every single day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during company-wide all-hands meetings, or sip from it while quietly observing the endless parade of terrible decisions unfolding in your inbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain you while bearing the heavy burden of everybody else's ongoing failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Pure, solid, and holding up significantly better than humanity's collective potential.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because lowering your expectations takes enough energy; spending time handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The divine pose and sweeping verdict won't wash away, no matter how many times people promise to \"do better.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold while raising your hands in utter, divine disbelief.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLower expectations. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50865575133232,"sku":"fe1587f2-cdb7-40ed-a223-8cfc451f79fd","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50865575166000,"sku":"25f8132c-04bb-4735-b221-b8f56aef4888","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50865575198768,"sku":"a3819fae-c522-4b54-8f1c-847a2854c49e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50865575231536,"sku":"d07af513-3a38-4cb3-af01-37bf9c772280","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50865575264304,"sku":"a44f0003-53ef-4f1d-9588-0d32f76b4374","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50865575297072,"sku":"59b9c0bb-f521-4b4d-9e89-1196dc985fea","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/98ad84f3-4f8e-40fb-8d08-6458c5c4f950.png?v=1793213802","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-disappointments-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}