{"product_id":"the-disco-turkey-mug","title":"The \"Disco Turkey\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery office has one:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the hyper-visible colleague who struts into every meeting dripping with unearned confidence,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e using flashy slide transitions and corporate buzzwords to disguise a complete lack of actual output.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e They aren't a strategic visionary—they're just a glorified bird putting on an unnecessary light show to get noticed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of a strutting cartoon peacock paired with its true biological rebrand—\"Disco Turkey\"—this mug cuts right through the ostentatious fluff and vanity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during all-hands presentations to silently mock the self-proclaimed \"thought leaders\" fanning their tail feathers, or sip hot black coffee from it while watching workplace show-offs parade through the corridors demanding attention for doing the bare minimum.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to endure an hour of watching colleagues parade around doing zero actual work.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and substantially more grounded than the over-caffeinated peacock preening in front of the executive board.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because spending energy handwashing dishes to maintain a pristine image like a flashy show-off is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The cartoon peacock graphic and relentless rebrand won't fade, no matter how bright the corporate spotlight gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold steady while watching someone fan out their feathers over a routine status report.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eName the show-off. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50866509119536,"sku":"810204cb-6476-4200-aeab-23a61681ce10","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50866509152304,"sku":"ba8f7cd3-4210-49e7-ada4-4cff0717cd9b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50866509185072,"sku":"ce0959ad-4877-4755-8da1-a63019635bd5","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50866509217840,"sku":"1b4529c4-d9ef-414f-a1e3-022d101a3379","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50866509250608,"sku":"45322a4d-399d-42e6-b971-7c6590c269b2","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50866509283376,"sku":"f608be56-1d49-4471-b4af-d477a4fc0d3c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/eccd0639-0adc-4137-86bb-9f9c64f033a5.png?v=1792984659","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-disco-turkey-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}