{"product_id":"the-double-standard-mug","title":"The \"Double Standard\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate politics are built on a fascinatingly fragile double standard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Certain colleagues consider it their birthright to send passive-aggressive pings,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ignore urgent turnarounds,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and drop Friday afternoon fire drills on your desk without a second thought.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Yet the moment you apply their exact operational methodology back to them—matching their terse tone,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e delayed response time,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or complete refusal to over-deliver—they act as though you’ve committed a catastrophic code-of-conduct violation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e They love dispensing unprovoked friction,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but possess absolute zero immunity when forced to digest their own medicine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a retro cartoon 1950s housewife holding a generous glass of wine paired with the ultimate observation on workplace hypocrisy—\"Apparently,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e when you treat people like they treat you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e they get upset.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug holds up an unyielding mirror to the office double standard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during interdepartmental escalation calls, post-incident reviews, or feedback sessions with habitually difficult team members, and sip hot dark roast from it while calmly watching them struggle with the exact energy they put out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your unyielding commitment to equal-opportunity reciprocity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly less fragile than the egos of the hypocrites you're mirroring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because apologizing for reflecting bad behavior back to its source—or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The retro 1950s housewife graphic and cold double-standard reality won't fade, no matter how many grievances get logged with management.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold securely while holding up the mirror.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHold up the mirror. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50927991095344,"sku":"52603f40-678e-40d3-905f-5406e6911fba","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50927991128112,"sku":"c375ebaa-3343-4cb7-8143-21517f9e8839","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50927991160880,"sku":"defbdcf1-9383-4f95-83e0-3bfba4580494","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50927991193648,"sku":"b33f1fbb-3e3f-448b-93a9-af6fa2aeb8c5","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50927991226416,"sku":"6338191c-b56f-4bf5-af09-14b2f6c97515","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50927991259184,"sku":"a4aa5a2d-d561-47b0-84af-96cdc5b736a1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/bb5bbe1c-fb4f-4a4f-9205-472aec14d6dd.png?v=1793457348","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-double-standard-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}