{"product_id":"the-favorite-season-mug","title":"The \"Favorite Season\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAh, autumn. Crisp air, cozy sweaters, and the slow, inevitable collapse of systemic male dominance. Featuring a wholesome wreath of lovely fall leaves and a brilliant bait-and-switch—a bold \"My favorite season is the fall\" up top, followed by a quiet \"of the patriarchy.\" underneath—this mug perfectly balances your love for seasonal aesthetics with your deep-seated rage against the status quo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sipping hot apple cider while you watch outdated societal norms crumble to the ground like dead leaves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds exactly enough caffeine to fuel your daily efforts to dismantle the system.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Sturdy enough to smash a glass ceiling (though we recommend just drinking from it).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because fighting systemic oppression is exhausting enough; you certainly shouldn't have to wash dishes by hand, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The gorgeous fall foliage and biting text won't fade away, much like our collective rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. A perfectly standard size, unlike the ridiculous double standards you have to deal with every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBurn it down. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50774739681328,"sku":"5aff1724-41fc-4ccc-ba23-0a9b6bcf9427","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50774739714096,"sku":"a91a7e51-947f-4127-8a4c-691c170ee02a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50774739746864,"sku":"af91c0a1-a04f-4b83-b370-d53dcecdfc8e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50774739779632,"sku":"c90f883c-733e-4f58-aa05-2c30dcc20af8","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50774739812400,"sku":"ab47abd6-c58e-428b-bfd1-52ff819f8488","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50774739845168,"sku":"2b1dfd22-58c9-4437-a7d1-813dd03fe49f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/32258f74-19dc-4226-88f7-b53b8b44fff3.png?v=1791770755","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-favorite-season-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}