{"product_id":"the-finish-last-mug","title":"The \"Finish Last\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome truths are best served piping hot. Featuring our signature glaring side-eye and a brutal reality check—\"Sex. Nice guys finish last.\"\u003csup\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e—this mug is for anyone who is entirely out of patience with the bare minimum. Perfect for sipping your morning coffee while actively ignoring texts from someone claiming to be \"one of the good ones.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your nightstand, or bring it to the office if you truly want to make the breakroom uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough dark roast to keep you awake, since someone else clearly didn't get the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable enough to survive being slammed down when he has the audacity to ask, \"Did you?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because you're already doing all the heavy lifting; you shouldn't have to wash dishes by hand, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The harsh truth printed on this mug won't fade away quickly, unlike his stamina.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Because size actually \u003ci\u003edoes\u003c\/i\u003e matter when it comes to your caffeine intake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eStop settling. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50774643146800,"sku":"7e0b041d-36af-45da-ad23-aa14b0e07c77","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50774643179568,"sku":"4730e2ca-0a10-427e-9cb6-d95b835a326b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50774643212336,"sku":"a31664ac-a03f-49ce-a6d1-46c125e65a70","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50774643245104,"sku":"735929c8-837e-45b3-b968-2529369e3d4c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50774643277872,"sku":"3ae6f014-51d0-4b08-ab65-b8410e9466e2","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50774643310640,"sku":"40d4d76e-36a5-4e08-8ad7-fcf497b4b70a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/e1026e53-dc99-4941-9d2b-254ddc349de9.webp?v=1791768263","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-finish-last-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}