{"product_id":"the-for-fox-sake-mug","title":"The \"For Fox Sake\" Mug","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes the sheer,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unbridled incompetence of a Monday morning demands a full-throated expletive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Unfortunately,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e screaming profanities in the middle of an open-plan office gets you an emergency meeting with HR and a mandatory workshop on workplace etiquette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Enter clever phonetics and innocent wildlife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an adorable cartoon fox sandwiched right between the words \"For\" and \"Sake,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" this mug lets you broadcast your absolute exasperation while maintaining total plausible deniability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"What?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It's just a woodland creature!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep it facing outward during urgent \"quick syncs\" that should have been a one-line email, or sip dark roast from it while mentally reciting the unedited version at every crashing software update and unread notification.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your sanity through moments of intense, silent internal screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and 100% HR-compliant on paper—no matter what people hear when they read it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because spending precious energy handwashing dishes when you're already completely over it is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The cartoon fox and phonetic loophole won't wash off, no matter how many times you sigh in utter disbelief.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to clutch with both hands while silently counting to ten.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBypass HR. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50866522259504,"sku":"f2af10e7-2baf-41fb-ac09-8bf8d4d1a0d7","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50866522292272,"sku":"31646833-803a-4139-8e65-a081b657f111","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50866522325040,"sku":"9df7f266-75b9-485c-bcb4-96a9a6065324","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50866522357808,"sku":"6f8e4eee-5158-449a-8df5-20f6ff14c623","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50866522390576,"sku":"e13287ad-ac44-4772-a94e-96bd6ba41e15","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50866522423344,"sku":"a94ac004-4ed4-4423-8210-7ec595ffeef8","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/a0889e69-cc28-4801-8692-184cb6693bf3.png?v=1793219092","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-for-fox-sake-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}