{"product_id":"the-general-direction-mug","title":"The \"General Direction\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate communication is obsessed with spatial metaphors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"aligning priorities,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" \"pointing in the right direction,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" and \"moving forward together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" But when an uninvited colleague lingers at your desk to offload their administrative burden or derail your focus with useless commentary,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you don't care where they go—as long as it’s away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You aren't interested in mapping out their itinerary or giving them a detailed roadmap to somewhere else; any cardinal direction that increases the distance between you and their presence will do just fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with a precise geographical directive—\"Off is the general direction...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in which you should f*ck.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug provides a clear vector for their immediate departure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during unexpected drop-bys, endless hallway chatter, or status syncs that have run way over time, and sip hot dark roast from it while quietly pointing them toward the nearest exit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your position while others vacate the immediate area.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and structurally far more grounded than their sense of personal boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because providing step-by-step navigation for capable adults—or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and geographical directive won't fade, no matter how many lost souls wander past your workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold securely while establishing a wide radius of personal space.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSet the vector. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50917492228144,"sku":"fd969cf2-cb79-4b24-bed8-7c4613be5937","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50917492260912,"sku":"519009ad-c5d1-49bf-a77e-abdb0a5df373","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50917492293680,"sku":"5ae2ba0c-6dc6-4c58-bf04-0f03c4ed0f1d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50917492326448,"sku":"c58e2dcb-6e21-4c68-b318-9dffdf7e12b2","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50917492359216,"sku":"580b1b76-5308-4d93-83cc-44374daf8e1d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50917492391984,"sku":"0281e9f0-e44b-4fe1-bab7-b9b602398050","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/c4e4ea45-7186-4d99-9d25-0a791c81c8a4.png?v=1793321635","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-general-direction-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}