{"product_id":"the-gym-vs-gin-mug","title":"The \"Gym vs. Gin\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePhysical fitness is great,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but mishearing a grueling workout invitation as an early happy hour is infinitely better.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a crisp martini garnished with olives and the ultimate phonetic excuse—\"Gym?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I thought you said 'gin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e'\"—this mug is dedicated to anyone whose idea of cardio is walking to the kitchen or lifting a glass to their mouth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSip your morning coffee while your coworkers talk about their pre-dawn leg day, or keep it on your desk as an official statement that squats are entirely negotiable, but a stiff drink is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to power you through listening to someone explain their macro ratios.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and completely unbothered by your total lack of enthusiasm for burpees.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because tracking steps is exhausting enough; wasting physical energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The martini graphic and ironclad excuse won't fade away, no matter how many gym memberships you cancel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped for low-impact wrist curls between sips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSkip the cardio. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50864198942768,"sku":"de7f79f6-ffa5-496a-b750-befcd66ecfb7","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50864198975536,"sku":"4ae75fb8-2378-4d23-af93-4a87584bc10d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50864199008304,"sku":"e01d3833-84a8-42fe-800b-b06560870f07","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50864199041072,"sku":"8fae8225-401d-4c8f-8c86-f5a9d15b6f46","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50864199073840,"sku":"f3121f1b-3945-4d77-b0e4-316f9953922d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50864199106608,"sku":"0cfe8fe8-950a-47f5-b8ab-6610ccea0e10","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/0749cb42-493a-45c2-9da7-eacb6c4bea4b.png?v=1793217506","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-gym-vs-gin-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}