{"product_id":"the-high-frequency-mug","title":"The \"High Frequency\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen management or lazy peers label you \"high maintenance,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" they are confusing high standards with being difficult.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You don't require special treatment; you simply operate at a speed,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e precision,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and intensity that leaves low-energy colleagues feeling static-filled and overwhelmed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate energetic reframe—\"I'm not high maintenance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I'm high frequency.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug sets the record straight about who is actually driving results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during status updates, alignment calls, or whenever someone complains about your \"excessive\" demands (which usually just consist of asking people to do their jobs correctly), and let them know your bandwidth is simply on a level they haven't tuned into yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep your internal signal vibrating at maximum power while everyone else stays on standby mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and built to handle the intense, high-output energy of your daily workflow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because wasting precious bandwidth handwashing dishes when you're tuned into peak productivity is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and energetic reframe won't fade, no matter how much static your coworkers generate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold like a receiver for high-level efficiency.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMatch the wavelength. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50906866483248,"sku":"fbf6fc57-2342-4028-bf70-0a982988c577","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50906866516016,"sku":"c8e904b7-e20c-4083-88bd-7488004e6d63","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50906866548784,"sku":"b6a09fea-11cc-4431-a2b6-21e5912c7092","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50906866581552,"sku":"43743cd7-ec29-4d4d-818f-b3780d5f71ea","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50906866614320,"sku":"cd2368c4-7c02-4d0a-a08a-f118f6f679ae","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50906866647088,"sku":"a04ebff0-2cb6-41dd-9146-471f324d8817","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/e9726b54-7bbb-42c0-90ba-40a8225041c9.png?v=1793221786","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-high-frequency-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}