{"product_id":"the-i-built-the-table-mug","title":"The \"I Built The Table\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate leadership loves lecturing employees about what they \"bring to the table,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" usually while sitting at a table funded,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e constructed,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and maintained by the very people they're lecturing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But when you’re the person who laid the foundation,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e drafted the schematics,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and carried the entire department on your back,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you don't need a seat cleared for you—and you certainly don't need permission to eat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate declaration of absolute self-sufficiency—\"I know what I bring to the table.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I BUILT the table,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and I'll eat at it with you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or without you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is a masterclass in unapologetic ownership.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during performance reviews, strategy syncs, or salary negotiations, or sip hot dark roast from it while calmly reminding management that your presence is a courtesy, not a requirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain the architect of the entire operation while others struggle to follow the blueprint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and structurally reinforced—just like the metaphorical foundation you built from scratch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because building the department’s success takes enough labor; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and ultimate power move won't fade, no matter who tries to pull a chair out from under you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold while sitting at the head of the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTake your seat. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50906871431216,"sku":"275da672-a854-44bb-b289-43dbf02c7811","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50906871463984,"sku":"18938b20-0ff5-42df-92c3-c545a9a478cb","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50906871496752,"sku":"4286393c-941f-497e-8376-d940307f44eb","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50906871529520,"sku":"d5fcb4de-f41e-41b1-a427-7acb58d0d8e0","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50906871562288,"sku":"75dfe595-08a6-4b4d-aa3a-92dca232edeb","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50906871595056,"sku":"d4f08dd8-54c4-4ed8-8b6b-99ce573d3b31","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/745977b8-2b13-46bb-9290-82f929339910.png?v=1793222394","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-i-built-the-table-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}