{"product_id":"the-i-never-said-that-mug","title":"The \"I Never Said That\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople love attributing their personal grievances,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e sketchy politics,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and questionable moral superiority directly to divine authority.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Time to set the record straight straight from the top.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of Jesus with His arms outstretched in absolute refusal—\"Nope.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I never said that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is the ultimate theological fact-check for anyone tired of people making things up to justify their nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk to quietly shut down people weaponizing fake quotes, or sip from it while watching a coworker stretch logic into pretzels to pretend their opinion is backed by higher power.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your sanity through another tedious debate about what was \"actually intended.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid, dependable, and entirely immune to context manipulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because debunking self-righteous pontification takes enough energy; spending time handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The divine illustration and sharp correction won't fade away, no matter how hard people try to rewrite history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold while shutting down bad arguments with minimal effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSet them straight. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50865582112816,"sku":"332953b9-3fe1-4e68-b8bd-33cb584d926b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50865582145584,"sku":"b370f27f-3f1f-4c23-a1de-6e439a9fb66e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50865582178352,"sku":"0920ab05-eb15-4a24-b903-f717145ce2c9","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50865582211120,"sku":"dbbe24d0-6dc2-4a2f-9da4-22d1936df4f1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50865582243888,"sku":"2e7efd85-17f1-43f3-99c7-bb80516c551e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50865582276656,"sku":"e3c80863-dc32-4154-a0ef-a094abfb69b6","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/a6c770e8-4dbc-4b1b-b6de-37392e2347b1.png?v=1793213897","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-i-never-said-that-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}