{"product_id":"the-ignoranus-mug","title":"The \"Ignoranus\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn the corporate ecosystem,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you can usually navigate one major personality flaw at a time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A colleague who is incompetent but polite can be guided or trained.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A colleague who is brilliant but arrogant can be tolerated for their output.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But when those two vectors collide into a single individual—someone who lacks basic cognitive bandwidth \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e possesses an insufferable,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e combative personality—standard HR terminology fails.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You need a precise,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e compound diagnostic term for someone who combines gross incompetence with active malice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate lexicographical reality check—\"Ignoranus (noun) - Someone who is both stupid AND an asshole.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug officially adds the necessary definition to your desk dictionary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during cross-departmental syncs, toxic committee reviews, or escalation calls, and sip hot dark roast from it while watching someone actively demonstrate both qualities in a single sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your sanity when confronting a toxic blend of arrogance and incompetence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and possessing significantly more substance than the person being defined across the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because tolerating hostile incompetence—or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and precise dictionary entry won't fade, no matter how many intolerable personalities cross your workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while maintaining a safe, professional distance from workplace toxicity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDefine the term. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50917295685680,"sku":"d03805e5-15d3-42e6-a2cc-563984fbccba","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50917295718448,"sku":"796be5c2-1bbf-46bb-ad8e-d0d8f69fd9ea","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50917295751216,"sku":"ecaafeec-d3cc-401c-86c7-dc7dea9c72b8","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50917295783984,"sku":"309bbb63-61a9-45dc-8925-e7fb21a7ed0f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50917295816752,"sku":"a32d7c6d-9f4b-4782-85e1-ff125b67bc47","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50917295849520,"sku":"a26188e8-7b88-41a2-9345-6871e7c84519","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/0c15f671-2cea-40c7-a2c6-580d3043b45d.png?v=1793314645","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-ignoranus-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}