{"product_id":"the-inner-killer-mug","title":"The \"Inner Killer\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate leadership seminars preach that everyone in the office should serve as a source of inspiration,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e encouraging peers to reach new heights of professional growth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But inspiration isn't always wholesome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e When a colleague asks a question answered three seconds prior,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e pings you with a contextless \"got a sec?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\",\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or loudly chews through an entire 60-minute strategy sync,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e they do inspire you—just not to hit your quarterly targets.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e They inspire a dark,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e methodical patience and a silent,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e internal evaluation of HR-prohibited outcomes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate tribute to infuriating coworkers—\"You inspire my inner serial killer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug acknowledges the true,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unvarnished impact of daily workplace aggravation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during mandatory brainstorming sessions, open-office focus hours, or status updates with your least favorite cross-functional partner, and sip hot dark roast from it while silently keeping your streak of restraint intact.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep your impulse control fully operational through a full shift of unprovoked annoyance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and built with significantly more structural integrity than your patience during a morning stand-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because acting on your dark inspirations—or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and dark tribute won't fade, no matter how many infuriating personalities enter your workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold securely while taking a deep, restorative breath.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMaintain control. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50917567529008,"sku":"9f893ce6-45c7-48eb-b180-85fb58063893","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50917567561776,"sku":"15269fba-b583-411c-afaf-ebfeca061de5","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50917567594544,"sku":"3a2f9bbf-3dee-4390-b7b5-2cfa8800cf64","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50917567627312,"sku":"3ebf3211-422a-44f8-8c79-bdd9581da5f7","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50917567660080,"sku":"2d74eed6-25af-49c6-8ac3-ab90a1a676d3","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50917567692848,"sku":"f21df716-57b9-4652-990a-9ac78d2684ff","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/ce73a8f3-3b21-4f73-b059-cccba1247231.png?v=1793323114","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-inner-killer-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}