{"product_id":"the-inner-peace-mug","title":"The \"Inner Peace\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTrue enlightenment isn't found through hours of silent meditation,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e expensive retreats,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or opening your third eye.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It comes from setting aggressive personal boundaries and washing your hands of other people's chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of someone sitting peacefully in full lotus pose and the ultimate mantra for tranquility—\"The path to inner peace begins with these four words:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Not my flipping problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is your daily ticket to total detachment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk for when a crisis outside your job description hits a massive roadblock, or sip from it while quietly watching an emergency unfold that you specifically warned everyone about three weeks ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep you serenely detached while everything burns down around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and entirely free of emotional baggage or unwanted responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because solving other people's crises takes too much energy; spending time handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The zen graphic and ironclad boundary won't fade away, no matter how hard they try to pass the blame.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold while achieving peak, unbothered enlightenment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFind your zen. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50865505370160,"sku":"1f5931e0-325f-409a-9993-74fd8c3a9776","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50865505402928,"sku":"90e41baf-d77a-442a-b121-f96e0db5aeff","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50865505435696,"sku":"e4f6e895-41b6-41a0-8fd0-0d207da8a76c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50865505468464,"sku":"12a137c3-de37-49bb-bec3-00617f5bf41f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50865505501232,"sku":"b4a6d951-c567-4955-828d-cd9a266288a2","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50865505534000,"sku":"960c950e-0733-4afe-989f-0c3f00d6e501","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/522454f1-47f7-4e46-9144-ea8d7249977e.png?v=1792976161","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-inner-peace-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}