{"product_id":"the-karma-delivery-mug","title":"The \"Karma Delivery\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSometimes waiting for natural workplace consequences takes far too long.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e When a colleague steals credit for your presentation,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e dumps a late-stage crisis on your plate at 4:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e55 PM,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or ghosts a client and leaves you to clean up the debris,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e cosmic justice feels painfully delayed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You don't want a subtle,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e long-term karmic balance—you want rapid,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e on-demand accountability delivered straight to their cubicle with zero driver tip required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate logistical query—\"I wonder if Door Dash delivers karma.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug highlights the urgent need for expedited consequences in the office.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during emergency debriefs, project post-mortems, or status syncs, and sip hot dark roast from it while tracking the delivery status of someone else's inevitable, self-inflicted disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain you while waiting for the cosmic delivery driver to arrive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and far more reliable than the work ethic of the person whose order of reality is overdue.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because tracking down lost deliveries or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and express-shipping query won't fade, no matter how long the universe takes to fulfill the order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while refreshing the tracking page on someone else's downfall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eOrder express delivery. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50916121968688,"sku":"4db019f5-4c28-4c5f-9216-61aa16d5d91f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50916122001456,"sku":"3431c042-4b34-45f3-be3a-84bcc1e79b40","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50916122034224,"sku":"dbfbd6ed-dd2b-495c-a05f-69224fc90973","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50916122066992,"sku":"ed9a1c1f-3ec1-4ac1-9324-bd6a1fa6a19f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50916122099760,"sku":"9c4db635-6592-48f6-8b98-e011c7838070","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50916122132528,"sku":"25a90fb3-38f0-44a2-a12e-d7407716cf40","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/f97f703b-1055-4e3b-a124-bf89650a5b7d.png?v=1793300670","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-karma-delivery-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}