{"product_id":"the-low-effort-mug","title":"The \"Low Effort\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn every office,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e there’s always someone who labels clear communication,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e basic attention to detail,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and meeting deadlines as \"high maintenance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" But expecting colleagues to perform at a functional baseline isn't being needy—it's having standards.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The problem isn't your expectations; it's their complete refusal to put in a second coat of paint.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate accountability audit—\"I'm not high maintenance...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You're just low effort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug sets the record straight on where the actual deficit lies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during performance reviews, project handoffs, or cross-departmental syncs, and sip hot dark roast from it while calmly watching underperformers realize that doing the bare minimum is no longer cutting it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your high standards while watching others settle for the baseline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and far more durable than the fragile excuses offered by a low-effort teammate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because lowering your standards or spending energy handwashing dishes to accommodate someone else's laziness is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and razor-sharp baseline check won't fade, no matter how many half-baked deliverables land in your inbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while maintaining an uncompromising standard of excellence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRaise the bar. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50907039432752,"sku":"42ec8315-f9ab-4959-8c10-73217a7c49af","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50907039465520,"sku":"c96d6dc7-0057-4583-a7f6-d1534dddb4b1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50907039498288,"sku":"bc0aa8ad-a104-42bd-8e03-30d364e88915","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50907039531056,"sku":"2cb605b8-8007-4dd6-aa8c-e7f0fc3df198","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50907039563824,"sku":"437a2636-3c35-45eb-899c-eaf3f452cba1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50907039596592,"sku":"5fb9570e-f914-40bb-b097-89182e41e6d0","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/d43ca816-0229-4c40-beb7-92c59ff3a572.png?v=1793231334","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-low-effort-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}