{"product_id":"the-mantrum-mug","title":"The \"Mantrum\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve all witnessed it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a grown man stomping his feet,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e raising his voice,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and losing his mind because he can’t find his keys,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e lost a video game,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or received constructive feedback.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of a man having a full-blown adult meltdown and the essential public safety hazard notice—\"WARNING:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Mantrum in Progress\"—this mug is the ultimate warning label for fragile masculinity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk for when your boss inevitably blows a fuse over an email, or slide it quietly across the counter to your partner when he gets personally victimized by a minor inconvenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep you deadpan while a fully grown adult acts like a toddler who got their juice box taken away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Sturdy enough to survive being set down next to a slammed desk or a punched wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because managing an adult’s emotional dysregulation is exhausting enough; you certainly shouldn't have to wash dishes by hand, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The warning sign won't fade, no matter how many times he insists he \"isn't yelling, he's just passionate.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold directly in front of your face to block out the noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSend him to time-out. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50861628522544,"sku":"c990d2ba-2de5-46e8-9725-9bcd615157fb","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50861628555312,"sku":"3d635f51-d22d-4423-8b15-9092730b3918","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50861628588080,"sku":"a8f01902-c408-4c4d-b521-0c18345ce941","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50861628620848,"sku":"5923b6d2-2590-483f-8f0a-208ac937f01c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50861628653616,"sku":"020c27d0-f06e-4e25-97e4-1aeca54bb69e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50861628686384,"sku":"1c5544a0-f165-4eba-97d7-409e3996082c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/917e7d8a-dbc5-4f28-9b54-4cde692bf3e5.png?v=1792977214","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-mantrum-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}