{"product_id":"the-me-neither-mug","title":"The \"Me Neither\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnsolicited feedback is the ultimate workplace plague.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e No matter how thoroughly a project is wrapped up or how self-explanatory a decision is,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e there is always someone ready to grab a metaphorical megaphone and broadcast their completely uninvited thoughts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of a person yelling into a megaphone alongside the ultimate memory check—\"Remember when I asked for your opinion?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Yeah.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Me neither.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug sets a crystal-clear boundary against uninvited advice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during open-office collaboration sessions, or sip hot dark roast from it while holding eye contact with anyone bold enough to offer a critique you never requested.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to drown out the noise of people who mistake their personal preferences for company policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and holding vastly higher practical value than the input you're currently being subjected to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because taking unwanted kitchen advice is exhausting; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The megaphone graphic and blunt reality check won't wear off, no matter how loud the room gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold like a shield against uninvited critiques.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMute the noise. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50866380341296,"sku":"c23d9c64-27a0-4c43-a91d-df571672edbd","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50866380374064,"sku":"1ae53547-dfe9-45b9-9d25-9f692eba7651","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50866380406832,"sku":"55244b50-2add-4edf-972f-8a51a4fb0d9c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50866380439600,"sku":"3509c128-98e4-487c-a8aa-d022b672d19b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50866380472368,"sku":"164b4390-a5d2-4f1f-a2ef-bc30a52facfe","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50866380505136,"sku":"a417710c-c8b8-4154-b528-96383b01021a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/a72a9788-fbbf-4ecc-a171-1f2f88c7ebcd.png?v=1792968539","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-me-neither-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}