{"product_id":"the-not-acting-mug","title":"The \"Not Acting\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eModern corporate culture is obsessed with \"authentic engagement\" and \"passionate commitment\" to quarterly KPIs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e When management notices your complete lack of panic during an urgent Friday afternoon crisis or your absolute indifference to a new internal initiative,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e they love to accuse you of \"acting unbothered\" or \"putting on a cold facade.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" But this isn't a method-acting masterclass or a temporary workplace disposition—it's genuine,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unfiltered apathy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You aren't auditioning for a role as a detached corporate cynic; you have simply exhausted your entire lifetime supply of emotional investment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate performance review clarification—\"People say I act like I don't give a sh*t.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I'm not acting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug clears up any lingering confusion about your level of concern.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during emergency all-hands calls, mandatory employee engagement surveys, or quarterly re-alignment huddles, and sip hot dark roast from it while proving that your apathy is 100% authentic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to power your genuine indifference through a full day of manufactured urgency.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and built with significantly more authenticity than the forced enthusiasm in today's slide deck.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because faking emotional investment in corporate drama—or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and unvarnished truth won't fade, no matter how many performance feedback sessions management schedules.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while displaying zero theatrical effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDrop the act. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50917493473328,"sku":"a0d3e796-ff74-4028-9d46-f1221b70e36e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50917493506096,"sku":"b2e3148b-5859-46e2-9957-516c0b5dcb9a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50917493538864,"sku":"22351c74-9437-4d65-b457-7b5900565a54","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50917493571632,"sku":"6dbd343f-ff99-4027-9777-e7480f365e6e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50917493604400,"sku":"9f645f86-c3e8-489a-9360-57fe3a2f519c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50917493637168,"sku":"a9d3d7e8-96a5-4a44-b552-bc19581ac42b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/369413ec-ad83-49f9-91ae-4e2ebd238fd1.png?v=1793321673","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-not-acting-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}