{"product_id":"the-not-hearing-from-you-mug","title":"The \"Not Hearing From You\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate etiquette dictates greeting returning colleagues with enthusiastic pleasantries like \"Hope you had a great break!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" or \"So good to have you back in the queue!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" But in reality,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the stretch of time when a notoriously chatty peer or overbearing manager was out of office—or simply forgot you existed—was the most peaceful,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e highly productive era of your career.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e When their chat bubble turns green or an unprompted \"checking in on this\" breaks that glorious radio silence,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e honesty is the best policy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate post-quiet reality check—\"I've enjoyed not hearing from you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug gives zero credit for unrequested reunions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during post-holiday catch-up syncs or whenever a coworker breaks a long, peaceful silence with a \"got a quick sec?\", and sip dark roast from it while fondly remembering how nice the silence was.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to cushion the emotional blow when someone ruins a perfectly quiet streak.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly sturdier than your patience for unprompted check-ins.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because interrupting your peace and quiet to handwash dishes in the breakroom sink is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and honest greeting won't wash off, no matter how many unwelcome emails land in your inbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while quietly wishing for radio silence to return.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eCherish the silence. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50907039957040,"sku":"40888cc8-a475-44b4-a89b-8f164ed2548f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50907039989808,"sku":"06ef2f63-678c-49af-8873-059b7cd81f30","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50907040022576,"sku":"8d2e290c-3cd8-4967-991a-d6c0aeb340bb","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50907040055344,"sku":"58a52e9c-fd81-4339-bedf-c8b0eb30adc7","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50907040088112,"sku":"c1328968-f79b-4f42-b059-8999503c7f1e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50907040120880,"sku":"c976ddab-bc32-4ec6-9bed-3bf4ad83ee39","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/eb9ba3ce-e86f-42ef-8c6b-5ebfbf6d0a52.png?v=1793231477","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-not-hearing-from-you-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}