{"product_id":"the-not-hoarding-mug","title":"The \"Not Hoarding\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDecluttering gurus love telling people to \"spark joy\" by getting rid of everything that takes up physical space.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But there is a massive,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e fundamental difference between piling up random junk and curating a pristine,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e binder-protected archive of legendary holographic pocket monsters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of classic Pokémon cards paired with the ultimate collector's defense—\"It's not hoarding...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e if your shit is cool.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is dedicated to protecting your high-value cardboard assets against uncultured minimalists.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk right next to your display cases to shut down anyone judging your personal finance decisions, or sip from it while aggressively outbidding rivals on Japanese first-edition booster packs at 2:00 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to power you through late-night card grading runs and trade negotiations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and kept in near-mint condition—unlike the vintage cards you foolishly played with unsleeved on the playground.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because wasting time handwashing dishes when you could be cataloging binder sets is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The card graphic and undeniable logic won't fade away, no matter how many times people tell you to clean your room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold firmly in one hand while sliding a rare card into a top loader with the other.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eProtect the collection. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50865927094320,"sku":"712bb25b-9673-40f5-8961-aae2b6196bc5","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50865927127088,"sku":"a6baf17f-a565-4c33-9895-239a9de7b141","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50865927159856,"sku":"104566d5-928a-4d60-b474-c3d79202f5ab","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50865927192624,"sku":"17bb00df-4a39-4ccc-be96-02900cb2410c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50865927225392,"sku":"ee626d30-bbe6-4400-a1d3-6cea58015be2","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50865927258160,"sku":"bbc26f0a-76dd-4eac-93b2-c4971847700c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/14b7de58-d248-42f9-aba7-a3f9b51f5085.png?v=1793216680","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-not-hoarding-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}