{"product_id":"the-passive-aggressive-reminder-mug","title":"The \"Passive-Aggressive Reminder\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate offices and modern communal work environments love promoting \"shared responsibility,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" \"kitchen etiquette,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" and \"leaving spaces cleaner than you found them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" Management posts endless polite,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e laminated signs asking team members to wipe down counters,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e empty the filter basket,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or clean up after their own messes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Yet in every organization,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e there is inevitably a \"Glenn\"—a chronic offender who drifts through shared spaces leaving an unmitigated trail of chaos,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e expecting everyone else to handle the administrative and physical fallout of their presence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a crisp, unvarnished graphic of a dog answering nature's call paired with the hyper-specific, targeted mandate—\"Clean up after your dog, Glenn.\"—this mug elevates communal space accountability into an act of high-society satire. It translates an urgent request for basic personal hygiene and accountability into a stately workspace statement, serving as a permanent warning to every office \"Glenn\" who thinks their mess is someone else's priority.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during breakroom policy meetings, shared facility audits, or cross-functional syncs with notoriously mess-prone colleagues, and sip hot dark roast from it while quietly maintaining the integrity of your personal and shared perimeters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your composure while navigating the aftermath of someone else's administrative mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and engineered with vastly more structural hygiene than Glenn's operational habits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because cleaning up after adult colleagues—or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The detailed canine illustration and targeted directive won't fade, no matter how many times Glenn forgets to handle his basic responsibilities across the fiscal year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold securely while establishing unambiguous communal boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTarget the mess. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50928162832432,"sku":"004ac82f-6ab2-4552-b10a-d10ebfa5c42e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50928162865200,"sku":"524e08dd-f0a8-4596-941f-e43a5ab184fd","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50928162897968,"sku":"ae7bf86d-aab5-4058-867b-325cd33bda7f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50928162930736,"sku":"45acf629-e64c-46d5-aa55-10862375348a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50928162963504,"sku":"23b55c13-7d90-44c1-9791-261f8b41c632","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50928162996272,"sku":"357b2cd6-dae5-4d0c-b683-18af6eba600d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/6a78573d-61cc-43c6-9976-f29738391735.png?v=1793466984","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-passive-aggressive-reminder-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}