{"product_id":"the-perspective-check-mug","title":"The \"Perspective Check\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen life throws a wrench in your plans,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e toxic optimists love telling you to make lemonade.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But true gratitude comes from recognizing that things could be exponentially,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e historically worse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a bright illustration of fresh citrus and the ultimate reality check—\"When life gives you lemons just be glad it wasn't syphilis.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is dedicated to keeping minor everyday inconveniences in proper medical perspective.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk during a disastrous budget review, or sip from it while quietly reminding yourself that whatever minor crisis you're dealing with today at least doesn't require a course of penicillin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to fuel your daily coping mechanisms through life's sour moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and completely free of unwanted medical complications.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because making actual lemonade takes too much work; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The bright citrus graphic and brutal gratitude check won't wear off, no matter how bad your week gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold while counting your blessings (and your clean bill of health).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eCount your blessings. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50865677434928,"sku":"0dc41d88-ab63-4a84-9346-a73fbb2bf89b","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50865677467696,"sku":"7173e34b-07e8-4473-93be-a516fc1d7e43","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50865677500464,"sku":"b82f563c-da51-496b-9ab1-c73f8e14396c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50865677533232,"sku":"cd72cfaa-f5dd-4b8d-ab72-5c73be147513","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50865677566000,"sku":"cf9a5ac3-6644-44a1-90c4-9f5b02495faf","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50865677598768,"sku":"bdae105c-211e-4e37-a981-ac1d8ceda3f3","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/b56bdf3b-f381-419a-a891-34e0892ce91c.png?v=1792969005","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-perspective-check-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}