{"product_id":"the-psychiatrist-mug","title":"The \"Psychiatrist\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeople love tossing around wholesome romantic clichés to offer false comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \"Don't worry,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e there's someone out there for everyone!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" Sure,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but when you're dealing with a colleague whose unhinged logic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e wild delusions of competence,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and volatile moods belong in a medical journal,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that \"someone\" isn't a soulmate—it's a licensed professional with a prescription pad.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate diagnostic reality check—\"There's someone for everyone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e For you,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e that person is a psychiatrist.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug delivers an official referral without the $300 hourly intake fee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during cross-functional meetings, or sip dark roast from it while silently observing a coworker's latest unprovoked meltdown with detached, clinical fascination.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep you grounded while managing clinical levels of office delusion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly more mentally stable than the person sitting across from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because processing psychological chaos takes enough effort; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye illustration and unsolicited diagnosis won't wear off, no matter how many sessions they require.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while taking silent observational notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eRefer a colleague. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50906844364848,"sku":"69f12ada-1826-4c4a-87bb-7318800da7db","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50906844397616,"sku":"47b396fc-e1a6-4166-94db-21c56dbc8f45","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50906844430384,"sku":"574e5b27-f740-4a64-8d12-f0611355210f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50906844463152,"sku":"f41b12f4-39d1-482e-a3c5-08670c786000","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50906844495920,"sku":"2e5ab780-830f-469a-84c7-664af6638176","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50906844528688,"sku":"18e7af00-793d-402b-adc8-135a694aa37f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/d6304af3-ffcb-4962-bfc3-17a4cd5b83b0.png?v=1793220271","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-psychiatrist-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}