{"product_id":"the-psycho-path-mug","title":"The \"Psycho Path\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen conflict arises in the workplace,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e HR always recommends \"taking the high road\"—staying professional,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e taking a deep breath,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and rising above petty squabbles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But staying on that elevated path is easy when you realize the person you're dealing with isn't even on the same map.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e While you navigate daily tasks with basic logic and grace,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e your unhinged colleague is out there blazing a trail of pure,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unadulterated delusion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate route assessment—\"I take the high road.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You take the psycho path.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug marks the clear geographical divide between professional composure and uncertified madness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during tense cross-departmental debriefs, or sip hot dark roast from it while calmly watching a coworker turn a simple email update into a multi-chapter personal crusade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your high-altitude composure while watching total chaos unfold far below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly more grounded than the mental trajectory of the person across from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because veering off course to handwash dishes while maintaining moral superiority is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and razor-sharp route marker won't wash off, no matter how wild their journey gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold high while looking down on pure insanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eChoose your route. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50907019018288,"sku":"d5b53918-b4fe-4b71-813f-7c8f2e4c3bf7","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50907019051056,"sku":"e73c611c-7d08-46ab-9cab-97685579b263","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50907019083824,"sku":"3e38b81c-9da2-4caa-9bfe-e527ce44f73d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50907019116592,"sku":"0a2cf720-c5eb-4a6c-91d8-c89887b8da34","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50907019149360,"sku":"1fe865a8-2e4e-4363-9f6b-31dc958e4991","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50907019182128,"sku":"86849c68-457f-43f9-856c-8aff6ea855ca","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/bcd8f644-9f1b-49ab-b6f4-275bd8a46303.png?v=1793228916","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-psycho-path-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}