{"product_id":"the-selective-kindness-mug","title":"The \"Selective Kindness\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003ePeople love telling you to \"be kind\" and radiate positivity. You prefer to radiate a low-level threat. Featuring a cheerfully vintage 50s housewife clutching a glass of wine\u003csup\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e and a brilliant bait-and-switch—a bold, dark \"Be kind\" up top, followed by a quiet, lighter \"of a bitch.\" underneath—this mug is a masterclass in passive aggression.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for smiling sweetly over the rim while your coworker asks if you can take on \"just one more tiny project\" on a Friday at 4:30 PM.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough coffee (or whatever is actually in that wine glass) to help you maintain your fake smile until at least noon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Tough enough to handle being firmly set down the exact second your \"kindness\" officially runs out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because you're already doing enough emotional labor pretending to be polite; you shouldn't have to scrub dishes, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The punchline won't fade away, ensuring your bait-and-switch remains highly effective for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Just the right size to hide your gritted teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSmile sweetly. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50774722248752,"sku":"2c71d50d-1719-487d-9b8e-2b0042c05842","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50774722281520,"sku":"e01a25fb-96b6-4c32-82cc-314e76e73260","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50774722314288,"sku":"05100f39-7175-4c34-a7a4-17bb8d491b71","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50774722347056,"sku":"23275ce6-ee09-488a-818a-785929102d18","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50774722379824,"sku":"c861f4bf-6ce7-4337-8bd9-666738f8db0f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50774722412592,"sku":"dba2cc6b-709e-4e52-8e18-f90caad7d872","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/20ff2c7e-e7b0-4c2c-8d4b-73b7a7262e63.webp?v=1791770297","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-selective-kindness-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}