{"product_id":"the-self-care-mug","title":"The \"Self-Care\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those days when a lavender bath bomb just isn't going to cut it. Featuring a cheerfully mundane toaster and the ultimate expression of Monday morning existential dread—\"Fetch me my 'bathing' toaster.\"—this mug captures exactly how you feel about your alarm clock going off. Perfect for sipping your dark roast while staring blankly into the middle distance during a meeting that absolutely should have been an email.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGift it to your favorite burnt-out coworker, or keep it on your desk to let everyone know exactly where your mental state is currently hovering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to temporarily shock your system back to life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Sturdy enough to survive being dropped when the sheer weight of existence finally sets in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep the actual toaster away from the water, but this mug is perfectly fine in the dishwasher.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The dark humor won't fade away, much like your creeping sense of impending doom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold onto like a tiny, ceramic lifeline.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eCancel your meetings. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50801697128496,"sku":"5beb0dff-5dc3-4629-aae2-0d5ae3cf9178","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50801697161264,"sku":"4aa0f062-efc1-4f37-8653-431b2aedcf78","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50801697194032,"sku":"32c3470a-604b-44d0-8268-8095008b67ae","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50801697226800,"sku":"98fb6c3e-73a9-4f98-9261-bd8d40d47a20","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50801697259568,"sku":"09ee260a-d3c7-455d-ac09-aba2e533b205","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50801697292336,"sku":"cf132d9e-cea8-4af1-8c56-ae32a89c7e46","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/34f4b112-88a9-414f-a974-376798c6e733.png?v=1793216509","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-self-care-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}