{"product_id":"the-self-like-mug","title":"The \"Self-Like\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate LinkedIn has become an endless feed of shameless self-congratulation,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e where colleagues post essay-length updates about the \"life lessons\" learned from an unreturned phone call and proceed to give themselves the very first thumbs-up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But this desperate self-applause isn't just confined to social media—it happens every day in the office when someone validates their own mediocre idea or sends a reply-all email celebrating their bare-minimum achievements.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of the classic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unblinking side-eye paired with the ultimate ego-check—\"Someone liked your post?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Oh,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e it was you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug calls out the awkward reality of self-generated hype.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during marketing syncs, cross-departmental alignment calls, or whenever a coworker starts giving themselves a virtual pat on the back, and sip hot dark roast while watching them high-five their own reflection.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to fuel real, measurable output without needing to applaud your own basic efforts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly sturdier than the fragile ego of someone who likes their own content.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because applauding yourself or spending precious energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The side-eye graphic and razor-sharp callout won't fade, no matter how many self-congratulatory posts flood your feed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while maintaining a zero-applause stance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eHold the applause. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50907038384176,"sku":"d56412ef-1ac2-4573-918c-0ebc2f2e676a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50907038416944,"sku":"99ede33f-0e66-4a9b-b2e5-7b4e51bafe7e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50907038449712,"sku":"ded1b905-99a1-4c51-9500-6934ea8d62a9","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50907038482480,"sku":"cd28da0e-5c9e-474b-9e6b-6e8487f552c8","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50907038515248,"sku":"c6819827-81af-4896-ac21-4f77a86c42e6","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50907038548016,"sku":"c4d30d28-3bee-46b2-9fc3-0968c30f7b49","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/5dfd6bca-1d10-4c8e-b34b-992526336f72.png?v=1793231190","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-self-like-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}