{"product_id":"the-sick-of-your-crap-mug","title":"The \"Sick of Your Crap\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNobody starts out unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e You didn't wake up one day deciding to snap—you were pushed into it by years of incompetent colleagues,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e ignored boundaries,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and useless commentary.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an all-too-relatable illustration of a woman pulling her hair out and the ultimate origin story—\"Behind every 'crazy bitch' is just a sweet woman who just got sick of everyone's crap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is your villain origin story in ceramic form.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk during high-stress projects, or hold it up during meetings whenever someone asks why you're being \"difficult\" today.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep you from completely snapping when asked a question that could have been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Built tough enough to survive being set down with extreme emphasis after someone pushes your last nerve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because putting up with everyone's nonsense takes enough energy; handwashing dishes is strictly out of the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The frantic graphic and cold truth won't fade away, no matter how chaotic the room gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold like a shield between you and whatever fresh hell comes next.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eEmbrace the title. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50862980268080,"sku":"f5ef5c30-8f7b-4a95-af60-3cb5e1c8505e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50862980300848,"sku":"212f0c49-e269-4a88-9078-3bdd5beed6a6","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50862980333616,"sku":"917d9f57-2478-4c18-9dac-ce26069af45f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50862980366384,"sku":"4e9120de-f312-40bb-9916-db58d44f3547","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50862980399152,"sku":"1143687b-6143-4f17-b157-fc09ac8d137c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50862980431920,"sku":"ba42294a-9f86-465d-a780-8cfd037db1bd","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/6e327070-8ebc-41bc-9a1b-265cb4081485.png?v=1792962914","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-sick-of-your-crap-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}