{"product_id":"the-silver-solution-mug","title":"The \"Silver Solution\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey say silence is golden,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but some people just refuse to stop talking long enough for you to enjoy the quiet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Enter the industrial-grade silver standard of boundary setting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of someone with their mouth firmly sealed shut and the ultimate tool for peace—\"Silence is golden.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Duct tape is silver.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is a helpful reminder that every conversation is optional if you're prepared.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk as a quiet warning during endless morning status updates, or hold it up whenever a coworker starts a sentence with \"So, long story short...\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain you through minutes of uninterrupted, glorious quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and significantly less sticky than an actual roll of heavy-duty adhesive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because enduring non-stop chatter takes enough energy; scrubbing dishes by hand is strictly out of the question.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The taped-up graphic and practical advice won't wear off, no matter how loud the room gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold right under your nose as a visual cue for total radio silence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMute the room. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50863973793840,"sku":"64349488-34db-4713-a441-f22686acbc8a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50863973826608,"sku":"6de97560-7590-4e3e-a8e1-f2f2f8607caf","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50863973859376,"sku":"b3d652ab-1a14-466d-988d-d62a2322bb68","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50863973892144,"sku":"13282b5d-33b4-4295-971e-2c8f9821a6a8","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50863973924912,"sku":"dabc0ef1-c4ea-4a28-999a-c11bfc05541f","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50863973957680,"sku":"6c91857d-9ff0-4025-9be9-07aa4656cb90","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/48ba3fc7-b8c4-4bdf-acb9-37c4253982d7.png?v=1793217685","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-silver-solution-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}