{"product_id":"the-solid-2-mug","title":"The \"Solid #2\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHighbrow intellectual humor is exhausting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pretending to enjoy subtle corporate satire gets old,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but juvenile wordplay has sustained humanity through soul-crushing workdays for generations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an iconic poop emoji paired with the ultimate pun—\"Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of joke,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but they're a solid #2.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug leans directly into lowbrow comedy with absolute,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e zero-regret pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk to signal that while your professional output is top-tier, your sense of humor remains comfortably rooted in middle school, or sip dark roast from it during a status meeting that is going completely down the drain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep your daily morning routines remarkably regular.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, clean, and pristine—unlike the subject matter printed on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because dealing with messy cleanups is exhausting enough; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The poop graphic and top-rank pun won't flush away, no matter how many dishwasher cycles it goes through.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly proportioned to hold while waiting for your morning coffee to work its natural magic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTake care of business. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50866001412144,"sku":"8c235f6c-1352-4a3b-8a0b-774b8b452c2a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50866001444912,"sku":"28a2c72c-1072-4af0-96cd-f7f32c1bced6","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50866001477680,"sku":"ae588392-94a5-4475-85fb-35c92cc84085","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50866001510448,"sku":"896913e8-7c0f-4410-92c4-388eb62d04e6","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50866001543216,"sku":"db0b7f53-45dd-4d89-8fe9-c9143362c7ff","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50866001575984,"sku":"07c848a5-e283-42cf-9e85-02bc0e1c71de","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/2edd7bdb-26ed-47c1-b88f-60dec8e307b1.png?v=1792968077","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-solid-2-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}