{"product_id":"the-substituted-sentiment-mug","title":"The \"Substituted Sentiment\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCorporate communication relies heavily on standard,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e polite pleasantries.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e From post-conference wrap-up emails to out-of-office notes,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e management encourages expressing nostalgic,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e team-building sentiments like \"wish you were here\" to foster organizational connection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But when you are trapped in a dry,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e endless Thursday afternoon slide deck review,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e your genuine longing isn't directed toward absent stakeholders,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e cross-functional partners,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or remote leadership.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSubverting classic postcard nostalgia with crisp, unvarnished honesty, this mug pairs a detailed graphic of a cold beer bottle with the ultimate redirection of workplace longing: \"Wish you were beer.\" It translates standard professional sentimentality into an exercise in high-society candor, replacing obligatory corporate affection with a dignified declaration of your true afternoon priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it front and center on your desk during late-afternoon status syncs, dry financial planning calls, or post-lunch budget reviews, and sip hot dark roast from it while redirecting your emotional bandwidth toward far more rewarding assets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain your focus until official beverage substitution becomes socially acceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and engineered with far more structural substance than the polite pleasantries filling your inbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because enduring dry afternoon presentations—or spending energy handwashing dishes in the breakroom sink—is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The crisp bottle graphic and dry typography won't fade, no matter how many tedious meetings push you toward happy hour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold with pinky-out poise while yearning for a cold one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003ePivot the sentiment. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50928135176240,"sku":"b31db773-5714-466f-961c-592b0b9a91d3","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50928135209008,"sku":"dfa6487b-ffab-431b-bcd7-d7cf9a25aa50","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50928135241776,"sku":"a4cc9ead-2aca-44ea-8ed0-da9bebc09f12","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50928135274544,"sku":"7edfba06-4f0c-4185-a948-04b875a370be","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50928135307312,"sku":"1eea03e4-ff8a-48a8-a251-6fb37eb83f45","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50928135340080,"sku":"0876791f-4e03-4a22-9ea1-5ae6324811d1","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/29714cf4-82b5-4e18-8214-25d724bd5d7d.png?v=1793464703","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-substituted-sentiment-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}