{"product_id":"the-thought-you-knew-mug","title":"The \"Thought You Knew\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCats have a unique way of expressing total disregard—usually by turning around,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e raising their tail,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and strutting away.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Channel that exact level of unapologetic truth-telling with a graphic of a feline walking away and a fake apology—\"I'm sorry I called you an asshole...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I thought you knew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" It's not an insult if it's just a confirmed,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e widely accepted diagnosis.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for sipping your morning dark roast during a tense meeting, or gifting to that one friend who refuses to apologize for stating the obvious.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to sustain you while someone slowly processes the news that they are, in fact, the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, sturdy, and completely unbothered by anyone's hurt feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because apologizing for telling the truth is ridiculous, and so is washing dishes by hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The feline attitude and brutally honest statement won't fade away, no matter how much they try to scrub it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold in front of your face while you turn around and walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eState the obvious. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50862721794096,"sku":"9a22ed75-8eb7-4133-aeaa-8ef9d70859af","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50862721826864,"sku":"990d56f5-08e7-4611-8cd3-0e430bd94191","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50862721859632,"sku":"73203e69-fdd4-4f12-8d73-c39f7d937dbc","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50862721892400,"sku":"e3f47e94-b200-4236-95c0-74fd5505f919","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50862721925168,"sku":"5e038334-a6f6-41bf-994b-a3b735153972","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50862721957936,"sku":"135d3a0a-03e9-4ee0-9e55-3c6ab9ae2f29","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/7845f0f3-bbca-480b-a0d0-1459762ca4ff.png?v=1792974762","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-thought-you-knew-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}