{"product_id":"the-trash-gets-picked-up-mug","title":"The \"Trash Gets Picked Up\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarbage day is usually viewed as a routine domestic chore,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e but in a chaotic workplace,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e it doubles as a scheduled window of opportunity to purge dead weight from your immediate surroundings.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e When someone's performance,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e attitude,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e or general existence continuously clogs up your pipeline,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e polite hints are no longer required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring an illustration of a classic trash can paired with the ultimate cold-blooded deadline—\"The trash gets picked up tomorrow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Be ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug serves as a formal eviction notice for toxic personalities and absolute incompetence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on the front edge of your desk aimed directly at your biggest workplace headache, or sip hot dark roast from it while giving someone a slow, deliberate look up and down as they walk past your cubicle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to fuel your personal sanitation routine and daily purging efforts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, solid, and exponentially cleaner than the dumpster fire walking past your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because performing manual kitchen chores is garbage; spending energy handwashing dishes is strictly off the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The trash can graphic and unsubtle eviction warning won't wash off, no matter how desperately they try to linger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Ergonomically shaped to hold while watching the curb clear out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eTake out the trash. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50866079793200,"sku":"998cc448-b9b2-4592-a8d4-e43aa23e62c4","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50866079825968,"sku":"df20f412-5df7-413b-883d-baaa5a3796ba","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50866079858736,"sku":"006041f8-a795-48c3-83cf-d1d6870b373c","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50866079891504,"sku":"27eb9de2-47d9-453d-9911-46e608091ee6","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50866079924272,"sku":"321854a5-5dcc-4e2b-8cd9-df0dc6e07127","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50866079957040,"sku":"23e3a295-12be-452c-8156-3ea468798b21","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/fe10652d-25ba-4416-b9b4-1b441edc5a70.png?v=1792976425","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-trash-gets-picked-up-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}