{"product_id":"the-wild-until-9pm-mug","title":"The \"Wild Until 9PM\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou used to stay out until 3:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e00 AM making questionable life choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Now,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e staying awake past 9:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e15 PM feels like a major health code violation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a chaotic party scene graphic and a painfully accurate stamina check—\"Born to be Wild.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e But only until 9:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e00pm or so...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is for anyone who still loves a good time,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e provided that good time wraps up before the local news starts.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for your morning dark roast or your 8:00 PM wind-down chamomile tea while actively declining night-out invitations that start at \"an unreasonable hour.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to get you through the workday, but not enough to disrupt your strict 8:45 PM bedtime routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Built sturdy enough to handle being hastily set down on the nightstand as you sprint to get under the covers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because staying up late to scrub dishes by hand completely ruins your sleep schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The party graphic stays bright, even as your social stamina dies a swift death at twilight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold while you aggressively start turning off all the lights in the house at 8:30 PM.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSet your alarm. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50862673068080,"sku":"62098b42-62d8-4596-993a-33932d1fbc08","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50862673100848,"sku":"5f057c39-c829-4b57-8e05-044bb505d992","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50862673133616,"sku":"78f6da6e-1ce8-4a20-b039-e62158c850b4","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50862673166384,"sku":"2e575efa-e312-4432-a0bd-43d1ba6d503a","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50862673199152,"sku":"c653cd47-aad2-4840-92c7-c918b47b6e5e","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50862673231920,"sku":"4bcdee61-2238-415a-a80a-e905c33b7dba","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/6dc18be5-e7ed-478b-8e17-bb67d82afa06.png?v=1793218467","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-wild-until-9pm-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}