{"product_id":"the-zero-spark-mug","title":"The \"Zero Spark\" Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people walk around with an absolute void between their ears and an unbelievable amount of unearned confidence.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Featuring a bundle of explosive dynamite sticks and a vintage burn—\"If brains were dynamite,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you couldn't blow your nose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"—this mug is for anyone who has completely run out of tolerance for sheer,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e unadulterated stupidity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk as a public hazard warning, or sip from it while watching a coworker struggle with basic instruction labels.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e11oz Capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Holds enough caffeine to keep your face completely neutral while waiting for the single solitary neuron in their head to fire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHigh-Quality White Ceramic:\u003c\/b\u003e Built sturdy enough to survive being set down heavily when you realize they genuinely didn't understand the insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/b\u003e Because dealing with a total lack of intellectual wattage is exhausting enough; you certainly shouldn't have to wash dishes by hand, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePermanent, Vibrant Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The sticks of TNT and brutal reality check won't fade away, no matter how many brain cells you lose listening to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold in front of your face while you wait for the room to catch up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eCut the fuse. Add to Cart.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snark Attack Co.","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic Yellow","offer_id":50862701019184,"sku":"611f7000-83b4-4631-a369-2881096290a2","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Pink","offer_id":50862701051952,"sku":"24247903-d7c2-41a5-a37b-f390c9c44f07","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Green","offer_id":50862701084720,"sku":"5ed47c39-3093-4958-bc0e-57965abefe4d","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Red","offer_id":50862701117488,"sku":"51c5a9a8-365b-4304-8926-d16d061ab9a7","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Black","offer_id":50862701150256,"sku":"dbb62762-bd02-4834-9447-fcc8b238cf16","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ceramic Blue","offer_id":50862701183024,"sku":"96f261e6-cb3a-4246-97bf-ed319deb88da","price":14.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9328\/5424\/files\/45441abe-2ed0-4d42-af3a-7a88fb9a674b.png?v=1792968787","url":"https:\/\/snarkattackco.com\/products\/the-zero-spark-mug","provider":"Snark Attack Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}