The "Blow Me" 11oz Mug

$14.26

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Make a wish. Better yet, make an exit. Featuring a deceptively innocent dandelion seed head and the ultimate double-entendre—"Blow me."—this mug turns a sweet botanical motif into an immediate, unmistakable boundary.

Sip from it during endless morning meetings, or keep it on your desk so everyone knows exactly what to do with their unsolicited opinions.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to blow off every single tedious request coming your way today.
High-Quality White Ceramic: Sturdy enough to survive being slammed down when someone takes your politeness for weakness.
Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because scrubbing dishes by hand is for people with patience, and yours blew away hours ago.
Permanent, Vibrant Print: The delicate dandelion graphic and blunt command won't fade away, no matter how many times you wash it.
Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold in front of your face while you quietly disengage from the room.

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This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

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