The "Captain Butthurt" Mug

Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, wait—it’s just a fully grown adult actively hunting for a reason to feel personally victimized by a completely neutral email. Featuring an illustration of a perpetual grievance collector and his official superhero title—"Captain Butthurt"—this mug is the highest honor you can bestow upon the resident expert in unearned outrage.

Keep it on your desk aimed directly at your thinnest-skinned coworker, or sip from it while he prepares a 20-minute presentation on why your tone was a personal attack.

The Specs (Since someone is bound to ask):

• 11oz Capacity: Holds enough caffeine to sustain you through a lecture on how your breathing is micro-aggressive.

• High-Quality White Ceramic: Tough enough to withstand being set down near someone currently having an emotional crisis over mild feedback.

• Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Because listening to endless complaints is exhausting enough; you certainly shouldn't have to wash dishes by hand, too.

• Permanent, Vibrant Print: The title of honor won't fade away, unlike his ability to handle basic daily conflict.

• Dimensions: 96mm tall and 80mm wide. Perfectly sized to hold directly in front of your face while he searches for something new to be offended by.

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